| ORIGINAL
AIR DATE
Friday, January 31, 2003 |
|
Chicken Cannon News (5:12) |
| |
Harold
from The Red Green show demonstrates why the Chicken Cannon is Canada’s
weapon of messy destruction. Topics include George W. Bush’s
oil buddies, empty war heads, Paul Martin, Toronto Star, David Cronenberg,
Anna Nichol Smith, and National Geographic comes out with swimsuit
edition.
(with
Guest Star Patrick McKenna)
|
| Crummy
Mutual Funds (1:25) |
| |
Invest
in Crummy Mutual Funds and watch your financial future disappear.
|
| Newman
& Layton (3:35) |
| |
New NDP leader,
Jack Layton samples life in the mind of Jean Chretien.
|
| NHL
Game Intermission (1:35) |
| |
The Ottawa
Senators crisis leaves one of its hockey players with the sweats.
(with
Guest Star Patrick McKenna)
|
| Bush's
Patton Speech (2:44) |
| |
George W.
Bush’s Patton complex.
|
| Cloning
Couple (3:15) |
| |
A visit to
a cloning clinic leaves a couple seeing double.
(with
Guest Star Patrick McKenna)
|
| Trailer
Park News (4:25) |
| |
Trailer Park
News – Headlines with a hitch.
(with
Guest Star Patrick McKenna) |