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ORIGINAL
AIR DATE
Friday, February 2, 2000
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Chrétien & Clarkson – Throne Speech (2:25)
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The
throne speech is true to form, totally incoherent. |
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Chicken
Cannon News (5:08)
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Reports
on new Saskatchewan premier, two thousand dollar Walkerton settlement,
George W. Bush's Star Wars plan, Bernard Landry in dictionary, Canadian
Mint issues new fifty dollar bill, , Wayne Gretzky turns 40, and the
TV show E.R. The Chicken Cannon serves Bernard Landry an authentic
Canadian meal... |
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Leslie
Jones - Galapagos Oil Spill (2:48)
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An oil spill
in the Galapagos Islands leaves Charles Darwin's grandson spouting
off about the theory of pollution. |
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Parliamentary
Highlights - Day (:28)
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Stockwell Day's
parliamentary quickie.
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Celine
Gives Birth (:40)
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Celine Dion becomes
a mom. |
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Billy
2 Willies - BC Name Changes (2:13)
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Billy Two Willies
give British Columbia a native name overhaul. |
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Parliamentary
Highlights - McDonough (:16)
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Alexa McDonough's
parliamentary quickie. |
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Videopinion
- Groundhog Day (1:34)
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An anti-groundhog
crusader would like to see Groundhog Day ground to a halt. |
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Parliamentary
Highlights - Clark (1:47)
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Joe Clark's parliamentary
seat is in the nosebleed section. |
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Pringle
and Landry (3:04)
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Bernard Landry
sees red and throws the bull. |
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Videopinion
- Gasoline Prices (1:12)
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High gasoline
prices leave a motorist all pumped up. |
